We write, voice and render your channel’s long form and shorts every month. A fixed count of finished files, not credits. You pick the niche. The machine works the night shift.
First file usually in your library inside 48 hours. If nothing lands in seven days, full refund. Cancel any month, two clicks, no email.
15files a month
On the entry tier. One long-form video, fourteen shorts, every month. Not credits.
48hours
The target from your brief to the first file in your library. If nothing lands in seven days, full refund.
8minutes of yours, once
One brief, two screens. No filming, no editing, no writing. Reject a topic before it renders and it costs you nothing.
A single long-form video is a day’s work once you count research, script, voice, edit, thumbnail and metadata. Shorts multiply that by ten. Do it for a fortnight and it feels like a hobby. Do it for a year and it’s a job you didn’t apply for.
Meanwhile the recommendation engine rewards exactly what an individual can’t sustain: volume, consistency and constant testing. It has no weekends. It has no client work. It never loses interest in month three.
So we built the other machine. You keep the channel, the audience and the rights. We keep the night shift.
Most channels don’t fail. They go quiet, and the feed forgets them.
launchtube is a monthly subscription that makes finished YouTube videos for one channel: a fixed count of long-form videos and shorts, researched, written, voiced and rendered from a single brief, then delivered as files you download.
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You give us a niche, an audience and a tone. We read the channels you want to sit near and lock every topic to that brief.
2
Long-form scripts built around an argument, and short hooks built around the first two seconds. No script repeats the skeleton of the last ten on your channel.
3
One locked voice, stills and motion scenes, captions and a thumbnail still. Assembled and exported ready to upload.
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Titles, descriptions and chapters. Every file passes a quality gate before you see it. A failed render is remade and never counts against your month.
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Each batch is checked against the last ten, so month three does not look like month one. Then the next shift starts.
Pick a voice family. One voice is locked to your channel for good. We never clone a real person.
Written for search intent, with chapters and a thumbnail still per video.
Length, audio, unique script, unique shot order, no silent slideshow. A file that fails is remade, not delivered.
Signed downloads in your dashboard. On Solar and Orbit, connect a channel you own when you are ready.
Every batch starts from your brief, the channels you named and the last ten titles, not guesswork.
You own the channel and everything we make for it. Leave and it stays yours.
Four to twelve minutes, stills and motion scenes cut together with chapters. Never a slideshow.
Thirty to fifty seconds, vertical, captioned, hook-first. Built from the same brief as the long form, so the two feed each other.
Monthly, no contract, no setup fee, no credits. Change tier from the next period. Cancel any month.
Launch
For testing a niche without betting your evenings.
£59.95per month
15 files a month, about £4.00 each
Solar
For a channel you actually intend to grow this year.
£99.95per month
30 files a month, about £3.33 each
Everything in Launch, plus
Orbit
For operators running two channels at once.
£149.95per month
45 files a month across two channels
Everything in Solar, plus
Every tier includes original scripts and synthetic media disclosed the way YouTube asks for it. We don’t spin other people’s videos, and we don’t make anything we wouldn’t put on our own channels. We don’t sell views, AdSense or Partner Programme admission; you own the channel and the outcome. Full refund inside seven days if no file has been accepted. After that, cancel at the end of the period: two clicks in the dashboard, no email, no reason required, and the rest of that period’s files still deliver.
After the brief, yes. You fill it in once, tick the channel plan we build from it, and files arrive in your library. Reject a topic before it renders and it doesn’t cost you a file.
Launch is download only. Solar and Orbit connect a channel you own, and scheduled publishing switches on once our Google API audit clears and you have confirmed the first three files. We never create a YouTube account for you.
You do: the channel, the files, the scripts and the thumbnails. Cancel and everything delivered stays exactly where it is.
YouTube removes monetisation from mass-produced, repetitive channels and asks creators to disclose realistic synthetic media. We build for both: a unique script and shot order per video, checked against your last ten, disclosure flagged where it applies, nothing shared between subscribers. We don’t promise monetisation. Nobody honest can.
No health, legal, financial or political advice from a synthetic presenter. No cloned real voices. No distress bait. No re-uploads of other people’s footage. If your niche sits in one of those, the brief tells you before you pay for a month.
No. Voices come from our library, one locked to each channel, and we don’t clone real people. Nothing we render is a real person, filmed or cloned: stills, licensed motion and generated inserts, disclosed where YouTube asks for it.
You complete a brief, about eight minutes across two screens, and tick the channel plan we generate from it. The first file usually lands inside 48 hours. The rest of the month’s count follows as each file passes the checks, sometimes all together.
